my patronus is your mom
jenkirkman:

Larry King is a national g-damn treasure.

jenkirkman:

Larry King is a national g-damn treasure.

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters 
ron swanson (parks and recreation)

“It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”
sawmestarttobelieve:

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

This is the only kind of 3D I can appreciate without a massive headache and extremely strained eyes, so to whomever made this, thank you

sawmestarttobelieve:

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

This is the only kind of 3D I can appreciate without a massive headache and extremely strained eyes, so to whomever made this, thank you