Larry King is a national g-damn treasure.
Turtle enjoying a bath)
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters
ron swanson (parks and recreation)“It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”