my patronus is your mom

blastoisex:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

thorrson:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

I…

I love this.

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

The scariest thing about depression is knowing that your brain can take a perfect day and turn it into the worst for no reason, with no warning, and there isn’t a damn thing you can do to stop it.

Fuck you brain.

1. Name 2. Url 3. Blog title 4. Crush 5. Favorite color 6. CAPSLOCK 7. Favorite band 8. Favorite number9. Favorite drink 10. Tag ten people:….Ill tag two people. And I dont know their dumb urls so Ill just say Good old two first names, Will. And Zachary

1. Name 
2. Url 
3. Blog title 
4. Crush 
5. Favorite color 
6. CAPSLOCK 
7. Favorite band 
8. Favorite number
9. Favorite drink 
10. Tag ten people:….Ill tag two people. And I dont know their dumb urls so Ill just say Good old two first names, Will. And Zachary

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

You remember too much,

my mother said to me recently.

Why hold onto all that?

And I said,

Where do I put it down?

Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via vrban)

So unfortunately relevant today

(via valenciajocelyne)